It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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