I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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