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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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