Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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