Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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