she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize