Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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