she was so not down for the gang bang
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Randomize
