Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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