are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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