He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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