It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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