And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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