just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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