So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
how do flat chested girls get laid?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
