i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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