grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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