Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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