I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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