dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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