I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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