due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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