My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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