You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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