My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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