we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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