so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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