I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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