Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Randomize
