well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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