She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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