Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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