ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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