last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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