we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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