his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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