everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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