He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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