The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
His hands were made for my vagina.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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