I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
