I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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