wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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