they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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