...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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