I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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