We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
