Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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