I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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