But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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