no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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