is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I need moral support for this bender
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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