He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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