i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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