So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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