if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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