fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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