Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
high people should be assigned attendants
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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