You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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