Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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