Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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