She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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